Welcome one and all! My name is Emily and I am 16. I mostly post stuff from Doctor Who, Sherlock, The Avengers, anime (especially Tsubasa Chronicle!!) Harry Potter, and other things i find humorous or important. :)

23rd April 2014

Post reblogged from dingbat with 585,741 notes

carryonmy-assbutt:

fricklesfrackles-letsfrickackles:

domina-domina-omnimalum:

thebabbagepatch:

hereghostyghosty:

jordaamn:

johnstridur:

adriofthedead:

thesunmaid:

parents making sex jokes

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grandparents making sex jokes

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nine-year-olds making sex jokes

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nine-year-olds

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NINE

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NEIN

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Welcome to tumblr where we go from parents making sex jokes to sassy Hitler in 0.6 seconds

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23rd April 2014

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pyocola:

I FOUND ONE OF MY OLD DIARIES FROM MIDDLE SCHOOL AND IT STARTS OUT “DEAR JOURNAL-CHAN”

Source: badwizards

23rd April 2014

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moltres:

overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

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Source: moltres

23rd April 2014

Post reblogged from My Life, In Blog Form with 138,876 notes

yunoeatyourbroccoli:

theguiltydufresne:

nabeleon:

“i’m gonna draw” i whisper as i don’t

“I’m gonna write” I whisper as I don’t.

“I’m gonna get a life” I whisper as I don’t

23rd April 2014

Photoset reblogged from Happily stargazing... with 337,423 notes

lyeekha:

mikki-tsukiyomi:

Well. That was one of the quickest character developments I’ve seen…

Are you seriously telling me that all that villainous squinting and peering about is because he’s meant to be wearing glasses

because that’s amazing

Source: angryblackman

23rd April 2014

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manjolras:

tangledecstasy:

manjolras:

we’d probably already have hoverboards if we didn’t spend so much time arguing over whether women are people and if they should be allowed to do science

I mean yeah cause hover boards are more essential to life than basic fucking human rights. 

you probably misunderstood this post

Source: manjolras

22nd April 2014

Post reblogged from How Original... with 179,897 notes

chromedomed:

legomance:

how many ants are need to fill an apartment

tenants

Source: thrandilf

22nd April 2014

Photo reblogged from Rainbows 'n Shit with 200,739 notes

thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot

thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot

Source: sluttybitch2007

22nd April 2014

Post reblogged from Rainbows 'n Shit with 65,942 notes

sluttybitch2007:

YES I GOOGLED HOW TO TAKE A SCREEN SHOT FIGHT ME 

Source: sluttybitch2007

22nd April 2014

Photo reblogged from Potato Chips and Chocolate Milk with 91,066 notes

ivyxaur:

fackinggluke:

ivyxaur:

I FUCKING SAW THIS AT WAL MART I CANT FUCKIGN TAKE IT IM STILL LAUHGING FU CK

not funny tho….

congratulations. by reblogging this post with 41 thousand notes and commenting “not funny tho…”, you have successfully turned the tides of history. everybody is looking down solemnly at their computer keyboards, as millions of ants pour out of their fingernails. this post is no longer funny. the world has stopped spinning. a child cries as its parents turn into 4 foot tall spiders. a mother robin devours her young, the sun itself turning into a “no fun allowed” sign. are you proud of how much you’ve done. are you proud of your impact on society and the future of the world. your head dislocates from your body, your mouth devouring yourself inside out until you cease to exist. there is nothing. it is now funny. a chorus of screaming laughter erupts from the void.

ivyxaur:

fackinggluke:

ivyxaur:

I FUCKING SAW THIS AT WAL MART I CANT FUCKIGN TAKE IT IM STILL LAUHGING FU CK

not funny tho….

congratulations. by reblogging this post with 41 thousand notes and commenting “not funny tho…”, you have successfully turned the tides of history. everybody is looking down solemnly at their computer keyboards, as millions of ants pour out of their fingernails. this post is no longer funny. the world has stopped spinning. a child cries as its parents turn into 4 foot tall spiders. a mother robin devours her young, the sun itself turning into a “no fun allowed” sign. are you proud of how much you’ve done. are you proud of your impact on society and the future of the world. your head dislocates from your body, your mouth devouring yourself inside out until you cease to exist. there is nothing. it is now funny. a chorus of screaming laughter erupts from the void.

Source: ivyxaur

22nd April 2014

Post reblogged from Potato Chips and Chocolate Milk with 30,695 notes

rememberrbuckybarnes:

tauriel2fab4u:

tauriel2fab4u:

IM MAKING A PIE AND I ACCIDENTALLY PUT IODINE IN IT INSTEAD OF VANILLA EXTRACT

I ALMOST FED THIS PIE TO MY FAMILY
I WAS GOING TO FEED THIS PIE TO MY CLASSMATES

I WAS ABOUT TO MURDER PEOPLE THROUGH PIE

LIKE LOOK AT THIS FUCKING PIE

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DOESNT IT LOOK NICE

DONT YOU WANT TO EAT IT

TOO FUCKING BAD ITS POISONOUS YOU’LL DIE

HOW DO YOU MIX UP IODINE AND VANILLA EXTRACT

WHY DO YOU HAVE IODINE IN THE KITCHEN

WHY DO YOU HAVE IT AT ALL

WHY

Source: tauriel2fab4u

22nd April 2014

Post reblogged from Potato Chips and Chocolate Milk with 56,361 notes

beautifulliesandrockbottom:

wilbr:

In the 7th grade I had a class where we took a personality test and then we were separated into groups based on our results and my group was just me and two girls and our personality type was described as “mystical” and then one of the girls got expelled for huffing Axe in the bathroom and the other dropped out of high school and disappeared off the face of the Earth.

You’re next.

Source: wilbr

22nd April 2014

Post reblogged from Rainbows 'n Shit with 116,466 notes

mister-smalls:

nylooms:

tupacabra:

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it’s a metaphor

The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor

The Fault in our (Lob)Stars

Source: tupacabra

22nd April 2014

Post reblogged from Rainbows 'n Shit with 52,252 notes

farrahtales:

If you don’t strategically eat your food so that the last bites to go in your mouth are the tastiest look at your choices

Source: farrahtales

22nd April 2014

Post reblogged from I'm Rocky and I Know It. with 424,237 notes

geekstep:

niggercakes:

hungarian:

say “oh my god look at the blood on her pants” in a crowded hall & the girls who turn around are the ones on their period

alright satan lets take it down a notch sweetie

Says tumblr user niggercakes

Source: hungarian